hey I actually smiled in the 2nd photo
YOU’RE SO PRETTY WHAT THE HECK
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
I will never forget the Tenth Doctor’s face when he sees the newly decorated Tardis
She sounds hot as fuck. DAMN STRAIGHT GIRLS.
im so sad about stucky like all the time like i’m at lunch with my mom and she’s like “so what are u gonna have to eat?” and i’m like “mom please. steve rogers dropped his shield because he couldn’t fight bucky. he let bucky punch the shit out of him because it was the best option he had. he stole his old uniform from a museum to wear when he went up against bucky in the hopes it would spark his memory. i’m having pasta.”
Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best partkey terms include:
- “balance your chair on two legs”
- "continue swimming motion"
- "insert peanuts"
- "play ball!"
- "release the penguins"
- "gradually become agitated"
- "light explosives now….. and….. ….. now."
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement